if I am like somebody else
it is because I haven't met them yet
when I meet somebody
I always say to myself
'I don't want to be like that'

I do my dishes when I do them
not because I like to do them
when I do them
but because I don't like to do them later

if my thoughts make sense to you
someone is wasting their time

I would like to be someone
who would like to be me

poems exist
but not on paper

if you find
my thoughts original
don't wait for the snow to melt

I admire people
with nothing to say
on New York Times'
bestseller list

I don't believe in contradictions
I construct my existence on them

I have no shame
I would like to make public

I always learn
from other people's mistakes

I try to make people laugh
but I refuse to be funny

I have learnt to speak French
several times

under torture
I am not myself

I have never tried
to fathom the depth
of my ignorance

my originality
I copied
from somebody else

if it is the news
they should mention 
you are not here with me

the difference
between smart people
and stupid people
is that smart people
know they are stupid

he spent his entire life
searching for a proof
that nothing can be proved

last night I dreamt
a stranger wanted to give me
fifty thousand dollars
I argued against it
when I woke up
I could not remember my arguments